As I can remember me; at the beginning of WWW at the end of 80’s in Germany, there was an exciting on the way. For me, unfortunately, there was not much opportune to be busy with this newcomer because, I had to work to get money for all these costs but Al, my brother was fully employed with this phenomenon and I had to say it; it was my goal.
It was the time of running slowly and take your time! The time of running modem in the taking of 53 KB. and try to get the music Napster… I will never forget how Al complained; It is damn slow!!
Anyhow, in those days, He had shown me once a shit of paper about the; Philosophical view of the religious way of thinking. this paper I have lost or couldn’t find, but I could gather together something similar to share here, might the force be with you, enjoy:
Shit Happens
according to various religions and spiritual philosophies
TAOISM: Shit happens. So flow with it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Hinduism: I have seen this shit before.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. We must believe them both.
JUDAISM : Why does shit always happen to US?
MYSTICISM : What weird shit!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
Protestant: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
lampmagician 
Ha-Ha! I absolutely love this one, “EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.” Very funny, thank you! Blessings always, Deborah.
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I have no doubt that is in your test 😉 Blessin and love you 💖🙏🥰💖
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This is fabulous, Magician. May I add more shits? With all this virus stuff, people are going “ape shit.” All those “little shits” going around without a mask think they’re “slicker than owl shit.” It’s all driving me “bat shit crazy.” No shit, dude. It’s true. Hugs on the wing.
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You have it completed 😆👍yes I have thought the shit fits perfectly in our world now 😏🤪 have a nice Pentecostal fiesta, I don’t know if you have it too in the US, here is the Pentecost harvest festival every year in the end of May,
There is also something new;
today at 5 o’clock my second grandchild (son) has been born: Elias, my son Raphael had to do it by himself because it happened very fast 😆 Hugs and a good time dearest Teagan 🙏❤❤🥰😘
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Oh my goodness. Congratulations! Elias is a wonderful name. What will your “grandpa name” be? You know, like Grandpa, Pops, Papa — what will the grandson call you? Since you are the Cat’s pajamas, maybe he is the Kitten’s Ankles. 😉 ❤ Hugs on the wing
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Hi dearest Teagan, Sorry first for delay answer, since Sunday morning the birth time, I am busy with Mila, my granddaughter till my son and his wife and the newcommer had to stay in the hospital and it was a very big challenge for me and of course for my wife too. now they are all at home. I have to apologize too for writing his name wrongly; his name is Ilias and not Elian and they will call me Opa; the same in German for grandpa 😊🙏🥰😘💖
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Opa is a wonderful “grandpa name.” I’m happy to know all is going well. Hugs.
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Thank you so much and a big HUG back 💖💖💖
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Excellent.
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Much appreciated dear Pam, thank you 🙏❤
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😃 🤣 😃 🤣 😃
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