As I can remember me; at the beginning of WWW at the end of 80’s in Germany, there was an exciting on the way. For me, unfortunately, there was not much opportune to be busy with this newcomer because, I had to work to get money for all these costs but Al, my brother was fully employed with this phenomenon and I had to say it; it was my goal.
It was the time of running slowly and take your time! The time of running modem in the taking of 53 KB. and try to get the music Napster… I will never forget how Al complained; It is damn slow!!
Anyhow, in those days, He had shown me once a shit of paper about the; Philosophical view of the religious way of thinking. this paper I have lost or couldn’t find, but I could gather together something similar to share here, might the force be with you, enjoy:
according to various religions and spiritual philosophies
TAOISM: Shit happens. So flow with it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Hinduism: I have seen this shit before.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. We must believe them both.
JUDAISM : Why does shit always happen to US?
MYSTICISM : What weird shit!
AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
Protestant: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.