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An extract from the autobiography of the much fabled
Twattersley Fromage MBE, TP, UFC, WNKR of the First Order & Jolly Decent Chap
My quest a simple yet illustrious one that would herald the dawn of a new heroic age of exploration.Β At the behest of none other than Her Majesty herself I had willingly consented to her request that one of her own from this great nation of ours be the first to reach the North Pole walking backwards no less!Β And it was there in the Arctic Circle at my base camp on that frozen sea of ice and just 60 miles from the pole that I received the problematic telegram that would tear at my loyalties to the two most important women in my life namely our treasured Queen and my beloved Agnes. It read;
Dearest Twattersley (STOP) Daddy is in a spot of bother (STOP) Theβ¦
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Once more, my thanks. As ever you, sir are an officer and a gentleman.
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Surely this gentleman is much appreciated π and still learning ππ
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